zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

If the signs were mythological creatures:
  • Aries: Werewolf
  • Taurus: Hell hound
  • Gemini: Doppelgänger
  • Cancer: Banshee
  • Leo: Fairy
  • Virgo: Angel
  • Libra: Nymph
  • Scorpio: Siren
  • Sagittarius: Ghost
  • Capricorn: Mermaid
  • Aquarius: Vampire
  • Pisces: Shapeshifter
Famous and/or Influential Virgo's ♍️

locks-of-ginger:

Agatha Christie
Alexander Skarsgard
Amy Winehouse
Amy Poehler
Andrea Bocelli
Antoine Lavoisier
Bachar al-Assad
Barry Gibb
Beyonce
Blake Lively
Buddy Holly
Caligula
Cardinal Richelieu
Charlie Sheen
Claudia Schiffer
Coco Rocha
Colin Firth
Confucius
Conrad Black
David Copperfield
Dr. Phil

Signs as crimes

royal-zodiacs:

Aries: Treason 

Taurus: Fraud

Gemini: Text-driving

Cancer: Corruption 

Leo: Vandalism 

Virgo: Kidnapping 

Libra: Theft 

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Piracy

Capricorn: Forgery

Aquarius: Illegal immigration

Pisces: Smuggling

Most Frequently Requested Zodiac Posts

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🌠 General Zodiac 🌠

itsssbri:

stop villiainizing and perpetuating myths about autism.

let me make something abundantly fucking clear:

aspergers is a syndrome

aspergers is not a mental illness

aspergers is on the autism spectrum

people on the spectrum are far more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators

people on the spectrum are far more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators

people on the spectrum are far more likely to be victims of violence than perpetrators

IT IS MISOGYNY THAT KILLS

(Source: itsstillbri)

pensiveaspie:

I have Asperger’s. I AM an Aspie.  Medical science states that my brain is wired differently than those who do not have Asperger’s.  Like my brown eyes and my light brown hair – it is in my DNA.  Because Asperger’s is a neurological difference in my brain,  it affects how I process information. Unlike being a nurse or a knitter, it isn’t a choice.  Choosing not to use the label “Aspie” to describe myself does not make my Asperger’s disappear.  Denying my brown eyes does not make them less brown.
No one would ever say to a person with Down’s Syndrome “Could you NOT label yourself with Down’s?”  No one would ever tell a person who has survived cancer NOT to say they were a “Cancer Survivor”.  I cannot understand why people ask us NOT to identify with Asperger’s.
To me, having Asperger’s is an important part of who I am in the same ways that being a mom, a wife, and a nurse are.  “Aspie” isn’t just another label. It’s the casual term for Asperger’s Syndrome.  Asperger’s Syndrome is a stiff white button down shirt.  Aspie is a soft, well-worn cotton tee that you’ve kept for years.  I can use the casual term because I am 100% comfortable with being an Aspie.  Like that old cotton tee, I don’t care if other people think it isn’t perfect. It’s mine and I love it. I don’t want to change. I’m done trying to fit into the cookie-cutter Abercrombie mold that I tried to belong to for years.  I’ll keep my soft, comfy tee even if it isn’t in style.  It’s my style.

http://pensiveaspie.wordpress.com/2014/04/07/labels-not-just-for-soup-cans/
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